Read the Latest Technology News Headlines

Technology Innovations


Disabled: Hooked on Gadgets and Gizmos

Posted on May 04, 2010 by admin

Goggans group that opposes Gadget and Gizmo Last I woke up to what seemed to be the day at the center of awareness that we are all becoming slaves to the latest gadgets in technology, gadgets, thingy (some dingesses South Africa) lights that shine in a variety of colors, sounds, buzzing and a cacophony of other sounds indescribable. It was about 5. 30am when I was awakened by something that was not quite place. It was the sound? Was it a light? Was it a mosquito? No man, Superman was not !!!!! It was my wife’s mobile phone. If you switch to silent mode, vibrate alert, but was still active. I saw it in the green glow emanating from the surreal digital clock, alarm, tape, radio thingy is on a shelf above the bed. The phone was dancing in the closet next to the bed like a drunken ballerina, its light flashing on the screen while vibrating in anger against the dull sound amplified by the empty office nearby. You see – we have this very dear friend who is obviously an insomniac, who insists on making the most of the call by both sending messages at the beginning, probably for ’s ensure that we can before we respond to a call of nature too busy and all other descriptions. Now awake staring at the ceiling of a sudden, I knew there were many lights flashing before my eyes. I felt my forehead to see if I was running a temperature, a pinch myself to make sure I was not dreaming, I closed my eyes tight to see if I could still see the lights, and to my surprise they went. So, I’m not sick, I thought. I wondered what was wrong. The dog was moving and red alarm light sensor to passive movement, stood for a moment and then leave. The nice thing electric mosquito repellent shining, bright red multiple connectors showed that all other devices were activated (one blinked. “I have to fix it”), television showed me was saving mode energy, when suddenly a loud noise pierced the silence to tell me it was time to get up. Shower time with my head throbbing from the shower after you brush your teeth with my electric toothbrush, shaving razor with my new wet / dry the red light flashes to tell me who should be charged. I plug in the charger and behold, another little red light to add to my collection. Once dressed, I’m sitting in my wheelchair. Now, I do not feel so vulnerable. Bring lights and buzzing! I can handle now. turn on the electric chair, and yes you guessed it. More lights. On this occasion are in red, orange and green. With Hits and screaming tires on polished floors, the control panel in the chair to show me that I am in 2nd gear, I go to the kitchen. Turn the stove to make the jungle oats. More red light that shines on me. The timer (in the form of an egg) rings, microwave ping, kettle switches off the lights dim and the refrigerator clicks and the red light. Now that you fire from the lights and sounds that can have breakfast. Now, for go to the room that was more passive alarm to overcome on the road. In the passage of the alarm panel indicated that the alarm was on guard all night. The TV in the room with his light show the power saving mode is activated, DVD, MP3, CD, radio / cassette thingy flashes the time while the computer purrs violently on the floor again with its flashing lights and many in the calendar display that shows my Beep day visit at regular intervals. At the moment I’m too nervous to meet “The Car” , as it is to reverse beeping, buzzing lights left on, dig through the open doors and seat belts used beeeeeeps anger. A series of lights of different colors, but mostly red or orange that only someone with a score B. GizGad gadgets and widgets, as my son can not decipher. Hello everybody, my name is Roly and I am a gizmoholic and the last time you bought a machine yesterday. I know I need help, but the temptation is so great. There are shelves full of gadgets, gadgets and dingesses thingy in every store I go. Please help. Goggans strong demand for all manufacturers, the lights should be abolished and that all appliances and cars are must-listen or pay for our rehabilitation center GizmoChallenged. No more buzzing, ringing, rings, cheep, boos, whistles bullets, bongs, urine and rattles or flashing lights or lights that change color. My colleagues and I gizmoholics Sanity “is in danger. We can not have our Martian intergalactic visitors came to this country for the ball 2020 Odd World Cup where they could be exposed to these little instruments of torture.


Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • Yahoo! Buzz

Leave a Reply




↑ Top